Nadržená turistka s obrovskými dokonalými kozami přijde a šuká anální velké černé péro

These *********** coming from all over the world.

Usually I tend to sneak around city's islands, royal palaces, town halls, museums, etc.

Oh, look at that one. She's a real fox.

That's my mark.

As usual I introduce myself and offer my services as a guide.