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Together we are two fake porn casting agents.

When we say fake, we mean there's no fucking job at all.

Just a promise of our nerd cocks and promise of fame.

For the last 8 years I've scoured the UK for willing sluts.

Now Chris, my right hand man and housemate, is a fake casting agent in training.