Ricki White

Came into my office the other day

And you were like Juan Cuba. I want to work for you, and I said okay, and you had never worked for the candy shop before

So I offered you this job, and you were like totally I want to do it

And you haven't really done a lot of these things so we're going to guide you through it today

Okay, okay, and we're going to teach you how to be like a porn star