Budu jezdit na jeho velkém ptákovi přímo před tebou

Listen, I need to talk to you, you know. Our sex life really sucks. I mean, your dick is so tiny, you know.

You can barely even get it hard. I need to bring in someone so they can show you how to fuck me.

You know, so they can show you how it's really done.

Why do you need to show me? Why do you need to bring a guy?

Because, I mean, come on, pull it out. Let's see it, you know. It's so little, you can't do anything with it.