Nadržený chlápek dostane ošukat podivínskou roztleskávačku na pohovce

Well, you know, I take my water seriously as the water...

Actually, I'm not really a water boy. I'm a water transfer technician.

I transfer the water from its proper container to the proper serving containers

and then dispense it amongst the players for proper refreshment and cooling purposes.

I just don't take it seriously.